SMOKING 40 CIGARETTES in aDAY? bad for your health! 1:43 PM

Smoking kills!

Tell that to the Indonesian kid who smokes 40 cigarettes in one day! He is so addicted that when he doesn't get his fix, he gets cranky.

I thought- where are his parents? why the hell would they allow their child smoke at a really early age? The toddler is two years old. Guess what- the toddler's father introduced him to smoking at 18 months old!

Damn, talk about extreme FAIL. Parenting FAIL, that is.

Anyway.. 

here's a video of Carl Paolo of CrazySynch. Brought to you by The PovertyPhone. (Naks!)

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Who's carl paolo? He makes videos of stuff and other shit like the jejemon virus. Takes videos of him getting pierced and uploads them to crazysynch. 

ANTIBACTERIAL SOAP istress 9:53 AM

This is the first tagalog post ever. Starting now.  

Maligayang pagdating sa aking mahiwagang blog. Ako po ang inyong lingkod - CarlPaolo. Ako ang nagbabagang tagapagbalita para sa oras na ito! naks naman. Bob Ong style ang gamit ko ngayon ahh. Pansin niyo? Inspiring kasi mga libro niya. 

Pero. Ispeaking of libro, naghugas ako ng kamay kanina lang. at nabasa ko yung nakasulat. "Cherry flavored antibacterial soap". Napaisip ako. Bakit may flavor ang sabon? Eh diba nga pang hugas lang naman ng kamay? Baka gusto sabihin scented at hindi flavored. May nagsabi nga dati diba. "you only put flavor to something if you eat it". maliban na lang siguro sa condom ng iba diyan.

Kunsabagay nga naman, baka may kumakain ng sabon at trip nila ang bananaflavored soap.**nyeta.

Hindi lang yun ang napansin ko, mga kaibigan, at magbabasa. "antibacterial". Bakit nga pala ako naghuhugas ng kamay? Diba nga marumi kamay ko? Paano yung mga sabon na walang nakasulat na antibacterial? **nyeta talga. Eh di bakit pa ako nagsabon kung hindi rin lang matatanggal yung bacteria? Paano yung germs at virus? Wala namang 'antiviral' at 'germicidal' na nakikita sa takilya diba?  Like, nagsabon ka pa. Hindi rin lang nalinisan yung kamay mo. Wahaha.

Gudlak na lang sa mga maghuhugas ng kamay. piliin niyo yung mga fresh. dapat hindi mapula yung mata. yung hindi lulubog sa tubig.  Naks! alam ko diba? namamalengke ako ehh.

haha. sa susunod! ako ang nagbabagang tagapagbalita: CarlPaolo

Once a party time 1:19 AM

It's been more than a month since my last post.

I've been quite busy with stuff. I was writing too, but not online. I wrote a couple of songs and they're still incomplete. It's hard to fit words into melody. Even if it's the other way around. I also wrote (I''m still writing it, actually) a script for film. It is a very tedious job especially for beginners like me. Scripts are the most important part of a movie, and you have to make sure it's the best it can be. Sometimes writing can be so tough. But, when you write, it's like something is being honed within you. Some kind of creative black hole. Anyway, the movie script is now underway. I hope the final product will be as good as what we see in cinemas, but I know it will be a long road till I can get there. But, I believe I can make it happen! ADiKT powers!

Partying has also come my way. It's actually a nice way of bonding with people you know and making new friends. It's also a challenge not to throw up while dancing to the beats on the dance floor. A lot of people hate partying. they say beer tastes like gasoline (as if they have tasted gasoline). They ask me, why I love beer, and all those other "stuff" like margarita and cocktails. I always answer: It's not the taste of alcohol that I like. It's the time I spend with people that I'm after. Being drunk is not your target in drinking. It's the bonding you get to do with the other party people you know. There are a few good party people I know, and a lot of "amateur" party poopers. I consider myself a median parrrrrtey person, if there's such a thing. I mean I can still go to a quiet cafe' and enjoy myself. The point is, there is a common denominator between them both: time spent with people.Others may see bonding in church, in the movie house, in bed or in the classroom. It's all ok, but partying is a different kind of fun. It's a wacky, do-anything-cause-it-rocks type of fun. It's also your choice to get wasted and maybe get laid.

I'll shut up now. Let's party!